- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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