- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

womens rights.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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