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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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