- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A guy was beet by his wife.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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