A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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cool

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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