The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what is the color of a burp burple

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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