- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Gus's mom

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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