Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CHORGLUND

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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snowglobe

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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