Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

don't read this

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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