What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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