Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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