- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

smell the vitamin C

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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