Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

pee

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

hey guys im gay

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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