- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

u suck

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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