- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Do you like apples? Yes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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