stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How will the world end? That information is unknown

belly button

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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