- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

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