- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I have an erection My mom!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.