- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

this is not a drill.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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