- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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