- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Pianos.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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