- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Im cute hehehee

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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