- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

homosexuals are gay

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Knock Knock The doors already open

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