Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Rebecca Black.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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