penis

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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