- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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