Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Anti Joke

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