- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

i hate black people

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Barbara Streisand

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

are you gay does your mom know

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Robin, Get in the Car

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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