A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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im gay

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andrew wagner

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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