Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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