- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How you know when dislextic

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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