- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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