What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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feminists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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