- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

your life

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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