- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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