Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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CFL

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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