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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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