What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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