- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am very humble.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

So one time there was this woman learning...

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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