A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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