- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

You're a frog

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

A chicken walks into a barn.

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