Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Set up Punch line.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Walnut

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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