- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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