Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Christianity.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Anti Joke

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