A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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