Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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