What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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