- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Not a joke.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

AIDS.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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