- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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