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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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You have friends

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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